Welcome to the brand new home of Koozie Sports! Grab a brew and stay awhile... Warning: May contain questionable takes and Yanks bias *** Follow us @koozie_sports on all platforms! *** Welcome to the brand new home of Koozie Sports! Grab a brew and stay awhile... Warning: May contain questionable takes and Yanks bias *** Follow us @koozie_sports on all platforms! ***

Koozie Sports

Just sports, maybe a couple beers.

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Who Let Us Have a Website?

Look, we're not professional analysts (obviously). We're the folks yelling at the TV, celebrating miracle catches, and debating questionable calls over cheap beer and lukewarm wings. Koozie Sports is basically that group chat that got way out of hand.

We started this to share our passionate (read: biased) takes on everything from the NFL gridiron to the local pub league standings. Expect hot takes, cold beers, and maybe an occasional coherent thought.

Our Philosophy: Keep it fun, use a koozie, and don't spill your drink.

The Koozie Sports Crew looking moderately presentable

The Brain(less) Trust

Currently Obsessed With: Pickleball Pandemonium

Deep dives, power rankings that make no sense, and predictions fueled by optimism (and hops).

Pickleball Paddles

Power Rankings: Week 7

Who's up, who's down, who forgot their non-slip court shoes? Our totally scientific rankings.

Read the Rant »

Dramatic Game Shot

Must-Watch Game of the Week

The matchup we're clearing our schedule (and coolers) for. The Dinks vs. The Volleys!

Game Preview »

Crystal Ball Prediction

Bold Predictions (Place Your Bets!)

Prepare to be amazed (or mock us relentlessly). Our fearless forecast includes at least one broken paddle.

See the Future »

Wall of Fame (or Shame?)

Snapshots from the sidelines, tailgates, and questionable victory dances.

Tailgate Scene

Pre-game Rituals

Action Shot

The Big Play!

Fan Reaction

Pure Agony/Ecstasy

Mascot Shenanigans

Mascot Mayhem

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Official Koozie Gear (Probably)

Look marginally cooler while yelling at the TV! Proceeds likely go towards more beer.

Koozie Sports Official Koozie

The Official Koozie

Keeps your drink cold and your takes hot. Essential equipment.

$5.00 (Or trade for a good six-pack)

Grab Yours (Link TBD)

Koozie Sports T-Shirt

Koozie Classic Tee

Slightly less stained than your current favorite shirt. Maybe.

$20.00

Get Shirt Done (Link TBD)

Koozie Sports Hat

Questionable Calls Cap

Perfect for shielding your eyes or hiding your shame after a bad bet.

$15.00

Cap It Off (Link TBD)

Merch store coming soon... maybe after we finish this beer.

Talk to Us (We Might Listen)

Got a scorching hot take? A correction? Want to send us free beer? Found a typo? Here's how:

Email: nick@kooziesports.com

X/Twitter: @koozie_sports

Instagram: @koozie_sports

TikTok: @koozie_sports (Why not?)

YouTube: @koozie_sports

Response times may vary depending on game schedules, beverage levels, and if Mercury is in retrograde.

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